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an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.
Same goes for the Windows logo
I mean look at this shit
Is like someone just ironed the logo
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i get pissed off when meds don’t take effect after like 0.7 seconds
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do-you-know-where-your-towel-is:
mermaidangelhipstercuntunicornniggerfaggotslutwhore:
cause we some classy mother fuckers. hell yeah
well excuse me
This post just got 100% better due to that url.
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MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE
MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY
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Heike Mutter & Ulrich Genth - Tiger & Turtle (2011) - A walk-along “roller coaster”
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THE LOOP-DE-LOOP
DO YOU HAVE TO RUN AND DO YOUR BEST OR WHAT
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