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  • April 12, 2013 5:42 pm

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  • April 12, 2013 5:41 pm

    pityreblogs:

    getting an immediate follow back and a message saying you’re cute

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  • April 12, 2013 5:29 pm

    teeen-vogue:

    an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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  • April 12, 2013 5:27 pm

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  • April 8, 2013 2:41 pm

    sarkyfancypants:

    yumyumnoodle:

    it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.

    Same goes for the Windows logo

    I mean look at this shit

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    Is like someone just ironed the logo

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  • April 8, 2013 2:41 pm
    • Dumbledore:

      Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!

    • Dumbledore:

      I actually don't know why your parents still send you here

    • Dumbledore:

      There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically

    • Dumbledore:

      And it just goes up every year

    • Dumbledore:

      I guess that just means all your parents hate you

    • Dumbledore:

      Great let's have some pumpkin juice

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  • April 8, 2013 2:40 pm

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  • April 8, 2013 2:40 pm

    josholdridge:

    When someone calls me attractive 

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  • April 8, 2013 2:39 pm
    iz0mbie:

the best thing in the fucking world

    iz0mbie:

    the best thing in the fucking world

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  • April 8, 2013 2:38 pm

    i get pissed off when meds don’t take effect after like 0.7 seconds

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  • Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.

    April 7, 2013 11:21 pm

    do-you-know-where-your-towel-is:

    mermaidangelhipstercuntunicornniggerfaggotslutwhore:

    xxfairy-glitterxx:

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    cause we some classy mother fuckers. hell yeah

    well excuse me

    This post just got 100% better due to that url.

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  • April 7, 2013 11:19 pm

    anderson-hummel:

    anderson-hummel:

    MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE

    MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY

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  • April 7, 2013 11:16 pm
    calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

    calins:

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

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  • April 7, 2013 11:16 pm

    ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

    likeafieldmouse:

    Heike Mutter & Ulrich Genth - Tiger & Turtle (2011) - A walk-along “roller coaster”

    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THE LOOP-DE-LOOP

    DO YOU HAVE TO RUN AND DO YOUR BEST OR WHAT

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